BAILEY: I wanna call him and tell him I have needs cause he understood how to take care of my needs in a way my husband did not. I wanna tell him that. Haaaa. So give me my phone. Grey’s Anatomy, 7x09 Slow Night, So Long
APRIL: Are you sure about that? Cause drunk dialing never really ends well.
BAILEY: You.. are a virgin.
APRIL: Wow. Word really does travel around here.
BAILEY: I’m Bailey. I know everything. Kep— Come here, Kepner. Come. Closer. Closer. Alex Karev is not the boy you want to take your maiden voyage with.
APRIL: Oh, God! Oh, God! Yes, I know. I am aware. You don’t need to tell me.
BAILEY: You take your maiden voyage with a nice boy, a kind boy. A boy who loves you. A boy that you love so much you wanna superglue yourself to him. You wait. You hear me? Keep your knees together. And believe me, even though you haven’t met your Ben yet, you will meet your Ben. Not my Ben, but your own Ben… who might or might not be called Ben. Use soap and warm water.
APRIL: On… my maiden voyage?
BAILEY: On the superglue.
APRIL: Oh, yeah.